That no one in the world should be required to work past 5pm, nor more than 8 hours per day. All should have the option of having a real life.
That the value of a good employee should be recognized and rewarded on a regular basis.
That fruit flies should be banished from the dwelling places and offices of humans.
That every office must have at least one non-human living creature on the premises. Pests do not count. Dogs, fish, other pets and plants are required for theraputic assistance to workers.
That no working space may have white walls. Color must be infused throughout all rooms and cubicles.
That each employee should be entitled to their own music, and no one else’s music may invade the listening space of their fellow employees.
That mean people with unresolved issues from their childhood should be prohibited from holding the position of “Boss.”
That artists and other creative persons should be given special consideration with regards to working space, environmental factors and be given a private space of their own in which they can think without interruption.
That hammocks should be mandatory furnishings in every office space; preferably one in each cubicle.
That only good artwork be hung on the walls of any space anywhere. This disqualifies old, faded posters in brass frames, especially those which include “inspirational” messages, often sold by office supply stores.
That there should always be enough pens and pencils to go around.
That vacations should be mandatory, especially for psychobitch workaholics.
That young people who just graduated college be treated with the same respect and dignity as employees in upper management.
That offsite company outings should always include or allow spouses of employees the option of attendance.
That Christmas bonuses are not optional.
That all bank holidays should be observed by everyone; not just banks.
That bitchiness, backstabbing, cockiness, egomania, inconsideration, humiliation, sloppiness, ungratefulness and lewdness or any combination thereof should be grounds for immediate termination without warning.
Anything to add?
